At the end of this encore segment I brag to Nancy about my intention to bake a giant Cheez-it -- and made good! Here's a link to the story about a Cheez-It the size of an LP cover.
A man and woman meet in a bar and get along perfectly — same sense of humor, same favorite authors and movies, food, music; they're a perfect match. Naturally, they wind up at her place that very night. There on the living room floor he sees a dead horse.
"My God," he exclaims. "A dead horse!"
"Well," she shrugs, "I never said I was neat."