Soon after the coronavirus hit Italy, a parody video of the Naples mafia, the Camorra, went viral, showing a bunch of guys with shaved heads meeting in an empty lot to make a deal.
"I got a new business in my hands," one says.
"100% pure," another thug marvels, unwrapping a packet and taking a sniff. "But what about cocaine?"
"Who gives a s*** about cocaine?" the first thug says. The new commodity — hand sanitizer — is "transparent gold."